Total Medals Earned: 276 (From 127 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,240 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
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Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/170 points)
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 1 Easy
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 2 Easy
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 1 Hard
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 3 Easy
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 2 Hard
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 3 Hard
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/465 points)
watching, waiting
with open arms
reluctant advance
refusal of fate
cry for freedom
desperation
tangled web
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 1/64 (10/1,200 points)
Squish 100 slimes on the starting screen.
Die with over 999 bullets on screen. Your failure is forgiven this time.
Unlock all cheats and handicaps. Some of them are really expensive!
Use a bomb right after getting hit, and avoid the damage. Harder with less bombs and more health!
Destroy a steel or copper spike ball. Hopefully you'll learn your lesson and try not to do it again!
Go mad with cheats and reduce your final score multiplier to zero.
Bounce back 100 bullets or more with a single shield item. Fly into those enemy bullets!
Destroy a big bomb and knock out at least 3 enemies with it. Keep a look out for bombs in enemy formations!
Blow away 300 bullets or more with a single star item. Clear the screen when you need it most!
Score a mediocre 1,000,000 points or more in any level.
Score a decent 3,000,000 points or more in any level.
Score an impressive 5,000,000 points or more in any level.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 8-1.
Beat any 5 levels with 2 or more players. Friends are the best!
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 2-3.
Get a \"Perfect\" in the 13th wave of level 7-1.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 4-4.
Beat any standard level with the Pacifist handicap turned on. You have to time-out every wave!
Beat any level with the game sped up by 30%. Use handicaps!
Beat level 1-3, including all bonus waves, in 2:00 or less.
Beat level 4-2, including all bonus waves, in 3:00 or less.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 9-4.
Graze 100 bullets or more in a single level. Get into the habit of grazing for points!
Beat level 5-2, including all bonus waves, in 2:30 or less.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 5-1.
Defeat 10,000 foes in total.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 6-4.
Beat any 5 levels with the Pacifist handicap turned on. Violence isn't always the answer!
Collect £100,000 from enemies in total.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 1-4.
Beat any boss with the Pacifist handicap turned on. The boss won't show you the same mercy!
Get a \"Perfect\" in the 13th wave of level 3-4.
Beat level 9-4, including all bonus waves, in 3:00 or less.
Beat level 10-1, including all bonus waves, in 2:30 or less.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 10-2.
Beat any boss with 2 or more players. Should be a breeze, right?
Defeat 1,337 enemies in total with Lance.
Get a triple-star rank 3 times with NoLegs.
Graze 2,000 enemy bullets in total with Natalie.
Collect 77 diamonds in total with Anna.
Pick up £7,000 in total with Matt.
Beat any standard level without getting hit at all. Simply try not to get shot.
Beat level 6-3, including all bonus waves, in 2:30 or less.
Beat any level with your attack reduced by 30%, and with bullet clearing disabled. Use handicaps!
Score an amazing 10,000,000 points or more in any level.
Rescue the beached sea creature and complete world 2.
Graze 1000 bullets or more in a single level. Should try this on a higher difficulty setting!
Defeat all 10 world bosses on Hard difficulty, with at least a B rank for each.
Vandalize an ancient machine and complete world 3.
Tear down the bushy fortress and complete world 1.
Smash the warrior of ice and complete world 4.
Defeat all 10 world bosses on Heavenly difficulty, with at least a B rank for each.
Beat any boss without getting hit at all. The best way to do this is to not get hit.
Eradicate the queen of pests and complete world 5.
Collect all 13 diamonds in any level in one run.
Burst the giant eyeball and complete world 6.
Nuke the iron behemoth and complete world 7.
Take out 60 of the eyeball boss's small eyes, during a single battle with it. Poke 'em out!
Vanquish the beast of nightmares and complete world 8.
Get a star rank in all 50 standard levels, on Hard difficulty or higher.
Shoot down the guardian of heaven and complete world 9.
Get a star rank in all 50 standard levels, on any difficulty.
Destroy the ultimate monstrosity and complete world 10.
Get a star rank in all 50 standard levels, on Heavenly difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (20/275 points)
YO FAT BIOTCH!
Actually Yusuf! It's "Help Me"
Yum!
He Likes his Cookies
Well! that concludes the worst Tutorial Ever
Save them from ADULTERY!
I sung THAT!
Empire STRIKES BACK!
OWNED!
You Won Yet Lost
Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/315 points)
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Die before beating Luis.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
jump 7 times (i <3 u dogl)
beat the game
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/500 points)
Play with the Asian Culture
Play in the Grasslands
Play with the African Culture
Play with the American Culture
Play with the Arabian Culture
Play in the Coast
Play in the Desert
Play with the European Culture
Play with the Mediterranean Culture
Play in the Mountains
Destroy at least one other civilization
Reach the Future
Reach the Industrialisation
Reach the Middle Ages
Reach the Modern Era
Finish the game with all other Civilizations alive
Be a wonderful leader or even better
Get 250k Points or more
Medals Earned: 13/26 (160/370 points)
Destroy a rocket turret
Destroy a Saw Bot
Destroy a dummy
Destroy a robot with an explosive barrel
Absorb 100 points of damage using the shield.
Destroy a Machine Gun Turret
Destroy a Robot Grunt
Destroy a Robot Gunner
Destroy a rocket tank
Read the message terminal in level 1 or 2
Dismantle 50 robots
Complete the training level
Complete 3 puzzles
Find the secret room.
Activate berserk
Destroy a robot using a cluster bomb
Destroy a robot with a flame trail
Destroy a robot using a fragmentation grenade
Complete all stat boosts
Read the email archive in level 3
Paralyze a robot using a pulse grenade
Destroy a robot using damage reflection on shield (unlockable skill)
Dismantle 100 robots
Brick 25 computers
Destroy all robots in any level
Complete all levels
